Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Fuck Off

The 3rd annual Eddy Merkin, Bowl off, Drink off, Fuck off was held at Monterrey Lanes on the Last day of Sea Otter. Beers were drunk, shit was broke and everyone that was there had more fun than you did in the whole month of April, moral of the story we rule you suck. A picture is worth a thousand words, but these fuckers are worth 1,000,000 virgin sacrifices. Thanks to Dylan Van/Von whatever for the photos they're legit as fuck. Just remember you could have been there but I bet you were busy losing. The thing to remember out of all of this is when Eddy Merkin throws a party you need to get the fuck there. Also remember that these are in no way in chronological order because I can't remember some of the night. Enjoy.
I made stickers if you didn't get any you still suck.
Lars with a new technique
And 5 pints on the landing


Lars and Eric combining forces for the wheel barrel technique.
Artistic shot courtesey of Dylan V
The dude in the hat came over to tell us or bowling tab was over $125 as a way to get us to leave.  Tyler only responded with cool keep it open and the dude was totally deflated.
Team work!
2 people 4 balls and it's not gay!
Obvious win!
Notice Lars' technique the ball is in mid flight off the "ramp" which was actually one of those bowling ramp guide things that helps kids, or as I like to call them pussies, to bowl and he got a strike.  Was that a run on sentence you're asking yourself, better ask yourself how that loan is doing college boy.
Crossing balls from one lane to the next.  In ghost busters crossing streams is bad in bowling it's really fucking fun.
Acting cool under fire is key.
Yes everything was actually this fucking funny
Please do loft balls
Mexican bowling alley stand off!
.. and it's stilllll fucking funny.
Cocoa with perfect technique apparently he was missing the point.
The man who took all the photos and who is an all around bad ass.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

I am bad at so many things



This is an example of something that at one point I have had dreams of being good at then these guys come along and pull shit off that I was unable to create in my dreams.

Creativity has know been crossed off my list of things I dreamed I would be good at. Life is getting easier by the cross.

Friday, April 13, 2012

For everything there is a correct way and an incorrect way.

How to rail a berm like a mountain monster:




How to smash through a berm and break a small tree like an amateur:

Cuntry Western wednesdays

I know it's not Wednesday, but lets pretend that you actually check this blog everyday and would actually notice and care if I wasn't up front with you.

In order to celebrate the fact that I've hit the road for the season these songs are all 'bout road trippin', truckin', etc... (is having 3 periods after the word etc redundant?)



If you don't love this song and movie, move to outer space.



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Whats important is to have clarity of vision



Those of us who have been "involved" with the cultural phenomenon that is the Eddy Merkin Bicycle and Drinking Social Club for an Increasingly Vague Tomorrow know that one thing we have always been about is clarity of vision. We started this thing with crystal clear minds and laser like focus, and as you can see from the past amalgam of cultural treasures it would be a cold day in the hottest of hells that we would break from our orginal vision.

One thing that has helped? An annual catch phrase, something we can use when we sign our emails to each other and randomly send out text messages. Those of you who know, know that in 2010 we used the seminal "no mercy" and in that year we showed none. After the carnage laid by that unfiltered onslaught, 2011's slogan was meant as a meeting call, something to assuage our fury and so we used "I trust you" and the sacred hoop went unbroken.

Now, we find ourselves months into the new year, drifting amid an ocean of middling intoxication and half assed shred trips. What to say, whisper, spray paint, maybe turn into a sticker? I have a suggestion. 2012 Eddy Merkin "Lace the Pipe" that's right, This year we party.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Your dad is famous!


PS I again stole this video from Dirt Magazine, but they stole my
heart with this caption... "Don't skip this video"

Happy Easter from the Heathens


I'm partial to the one above.


This has nothing to do with easter, but it is awesome.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Shred n' it



This video made me want to ride, this music makes me want to vomit.


For Verg, My guess is that there are going to be a ton of boners over this one. Speaking of boner creation, whether mental, emotional, and/or physical I found this picture on the boner creating compendium called Le Container so let your eyes glaze over as you wash through these pages, and don't forget to wipe the sweat mohawk from your chair, you savy?

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The One

I was checking out new helmets on the bell site and and came across this video. Darkness makes an appearance in the background at 1:50 and Crunch has an interview. Eddy Merkin going global.

Monday, April 2, 2012



For Verg

The time is upon us

K

Cuntry Western wednesdays.

I know it's not Wednesday, but my weekly updates come about as consistently as your mom.

THREE


TWO

P.S. Shout out to all you pansies!


ONE

This is a foretelling of the battle that will build under the Flag that is EDDY MERKIN!

BONUS

Weekend of awesome. BMX UCI Supercross/ BMX Museum

This is why BMX is awesome.Watching people Jumping 40' doubles with 8 other people is so much more sketchy and entertaining than watching 4x.

I also went here afterwards. It was pretty cool although it kinda just seemed to be a museum dedicated to the movie RAD.
Speaks for itself
Cru Jone's original whip from the Movie RAD. Awesome.
Original helmet and shoes that Cru wore. My co worker actually has a pair of the Van rad shoes and they're dope as fuck.This is a model of Hell Track. What 10 year old wouldn't want to to glue this shit together. Shout out to Chazz!

Saturday, March 31, 2012

5S

5S is management/organizational process Toyota implemented to organize and clean their work areas to increase efficiency (profits).
Disclaimer: I don't hate Toyota, because they make vehicles can do this.



It originally was in Japanese and all 5 processes started with an S. Of course we as Americans just took the Japanese words and replaced them with English words so here it is (sort, shine, standardize, sustain and one other one I cant remember it might be sucks, I'm not sure) So yesterday I too had to 5S some shit, because it seems that it is more important to 5S stuff than to actually do my job. Here is one of the photos of the results.


To quote my co-worker "that's the most smart ass thing I've seen since I taped a full page hotel receipt to another sheet of paper to send in to accounting."

I'm not bitter about the 5s thing I'm just confused why large companies have to implement massive processes that are just a way to dumb down a job and make sure that a minimally qualified 12 year old can do the job. I like to think I'm as smart as a minimally qualified 14 year old.

Hope your weekend doesn't suck as much as my Friday did. I'm going to BMX Supercross now.

Awkward!